A Day of Firsts

I am a responsible parent. I am a responsible, experienced parent, as Reagan is our fourth child. I know that firsts can come at any moment, and that there are no charts to go by. That being said, the following DID NOT happen at my house today, the home of two responsible parents. I DID NOT leave Reagan lying in Duane's big chair while I went to wash Matthew's hair so he could get out of the tub. She DID NOT then roll over for the first time, landing on her stomach on the floor. I repeat, I am a responsible parent, and I would never leave my infant lying on an elevated surface where she could potentially roll off and then spend half an hour screaming at me. Between Duane and Reagan, today has been an exciting day.